Walking home from The Chicken in The Basket. Laz has spent the whole night putting "Bl"at the front of all his words and when Rob trips over in to some stingersd Laz announces "Blobs Blallen Blover."
At midnight when we are pissed this is the new funniest thing I have ever seen.
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Everyone at the Knight is blaming Graham Rix for Englands crap 0-0 versus Germany and as I'm the only Arsenal fan I get all the stick
Bones tells us he has some bad news; he is moving to Newbury. We all say; o what's the bad news?"
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England need to beat Spain 2-0 to go through to the semis. It's nil nil with five minutes left and I'm convinced we can still do it. Robson takes the ball to the by-line and crosses for Keegan who, with a free header and an open goal, puts it wide. We're out. I have a bath and a cry.
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We've got a new P2 called Liz who is a bit hoighty toighty and went to Moulsford School for Posh Cows. She lives in Henley and her boyfriend owns a garage.
Sonia is telling Liz how yoga excercises the mind and Liz says, so when does it start working.
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I have passed my driving test at the second attempt. My drioving instriuctor, Val, seems astonished.
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Liz has changed our system of working but it doesn't work though she says it's because we are all incompentant. We are all really busy and she spends the afternoon browsing through the Kays catalogue.
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Bones is back from Newbury as it is his sisters mates 21st birthday at Brightwell village hall. Drinks are free but Struddie is barman and tries to charge 40p a pint. (I'm driving any way as dad has lent me his Saab.)
Bone's cousins Russ and Lee are there and he spends the evening guffawing at their jokes.
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Mandy asks me to the pub at lunchtime. I feel great until she tells me it's her mate Alison's birthday and she wont know anyone else there and the two Jackie's can't make it so she thought she'd ask me. But I go any way.
Mandy spends the whole time chatting to Alison while I stand there like a jerk.
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Perce Laz and me go shopping in Oxford. They all use cool shops like Ravels and Jean Jeanie and Top Man and think it's hilarious that I buy jeans in Marks and Spencers. I point out that St Micheal jeans probably cost half what they would in Ravels and Laz says he doubts it because Ravels is a shoe shop.
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"Whose party lads?" asks Simmsy as we pass him on Station Road with the three of us carrying armfuls of light ale.
"Jo Ws" We reply
"That was yesterday!" Says Simmsy and erupts into laughter. Laz shrugs and says he's sure she said Saturday.
So we sup the beers on the way to the Knight and get very pissed.
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