Bones and me have the day off. We go to the Green Tree and Cross Keys then a couple up the Knight before switching to gins. Then we go to the river and buy two bottles of wine fron the River shop and Bones pushes me in the river. We are then both sick in the camp site toilets.
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Michael and me go to watch miserable Arsenal get beat 2-0 by Liverpool.
When I get home mum says she might go to watch them next week away to Coventry but she wouldn't know where Coventry's ground is. I tell her she just needs to follow the floodlights and she says; "What if they're not on?"
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Mandy has split up with her boyfriend which is great news except when she tells us she bursts into tears and goes home.
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Laz met a girl in Ibiza who tells him she's from Chinton near Oxford. We spens Saturday night driving around Oxford looking for signs to Chinton until we conclude there is no such place.
Laz is bemused why a girl would tell him she was from a place that doesn't exist.
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Bones summons up the courage to go to the VD clinic in the John Radcliffe again but when we get there we discover it is closed for the weekend.
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Drive the boys to Wheatley in dads Saab. They are on the piss like I've never seen and Perce nearly empties the brandy bottle single handed. | 