I am in Drover's bad books having tripped over and broken the Boomstones table.
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We plan to get the nine PM bus to Benson and do a pub crawl but after a fifteen minute wait we conclude there is no nine o'clock bus to Benson so we have a night out in Wally Town.
When the pubs shut we decide to watch videos at Perces and I volunteer to drive up there. Laz and Bones do the usual childish prank of telling me I'm being followed by a copper except when i park outside Perce's a blue flashing light goes on and I relise it's no prank.
The policeman tells me his gran could park a car better than I did and asks where I'm going. I pointg to Pereces house and he says if I leave the car here and walk home he'll let me off. I could kiss him, (but wisely don't.)
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Bones and I perform a marathon drinking session which starts at one in The Knight and ends twelve hours later with us walking home from Rivers and me smacking Bones in the mouth. Though I can't remember why.
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Have this week off so go to Abingdon Olde Gaol with Perce ands Bones and play snooker. Have a cheeseburger at the Abingdon snack bar then stack the car with beer from Key Markets and watch videos at Perce's house.
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I have a fifteen frame pool challange with Bones at The Farmers Man but he wins after the tenth frame (8-2) and one of my frames was due to me cheating when he went for a piss.
Go back to my house and play darts whilst listening to Revolver turned up loud.
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Had planned a trip to Reading but it's frosty and my Viva has bald tyres so we have a few games of pool in the Red Lion before going to the Knight then back to Bones's for Monopoly.
Walking back to my house from Bones's I stroll into the Knight car park to copllect my car and discover it isn't there. At first I think ikt's been nicked but it turns out I evidently had driven back tom Bones's but been too pissed to remember.
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Perce takes a day off and joins Bones and me in the Knight. When Drover chucks us out at closing time we have a whole world of adventure to discover so we go back to Bones's and play Scalextric.
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Before he went on holiday Laz arranged a match against The Castle. No one is surprised when they don't turn up and when we phone the pub they say the team disbanded a month ago.
Go for a Tandoori with Perce, Bones and Hammy tonight. I try lime pickle for the first time.
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