The Wallingford Fun Run is going well for our team until we reach the Red Lion, Brightwell and stop for a quick one. After a quick few we set off to catch up the others but can't jog past the Knight without popping in.
I eventually finish the race in 300th place, (mum came 243rd.)
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Go to Rivers with Laz and Hammy where Laz and I spend all night prancing about on the dancefloor whilst Hammy looks on amused. When the first two bars of True play all the girls disappear into the arms of blokes and me and Laz are stood there looking ridiculous.
Re-join Hammy but he's not there because he's dancing with a girl the bastard.
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Mandy has been reading a book on re-incarnation. It says if good things happen in your last life then bad things happen in this. Everyone agrees I must have had a great time in my last life.
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I drive Laz and me and me to Fingles and we sit next to a table of okay looking girls who are ignoring the blokes trying to chat them up but giggling with me and Laz. We decide our strategy is to definately ask them for a dance when the slowies come on but their fat mate gets pissed so the others have to take her home.
Laz also gets pissed and keeps calling everyone a "Willleeeeee!!!" so I get him home before we get hit.
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Dave has attached an elastic band to the inside of Karen's drawer so when she opens it it springs back shut. He has also executed her toy giraffe and unscrewed her date stamp so it falls to peices when she uses it. I don't think he likes her.
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We have a pub crawl of Wally and arrange to meet the others from the Knight at the Taj Mahal where we are treating Perce for his birthday. No other fucker turns up so Laz and me have to split the cost 50/50. I have a vindaloo and am incapable of speech after it.
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I have not shaved for two days as I am going for the rugged look, like Clint Eastwood in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. I explain this to Mandy who says one out of three isn't bad.
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