We go to Karen B's 21st party at The Masonic Hall. The party's okay and the beers cheap but no crumpet. The gatecrashers turn up in the shape of Prockie, Symesie and Joff who claim they were chucked in by the bouncers.
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Have spent all week jibing Jes that my team, Wally reserves, are going to beat his lot, Ibis reserves so it's embarrassing when they beat us 3-0 and the three goals I let in are scored by Jes.
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Torville and Dean have won Olympic gold and Charles and Di are having another baby. Also on the news the mood is darkened by a report on the worsening situation in Lebanon. Watching this mum lets out a tut but this is only because the news man's tie doesn't match his suit.
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I go to Rob and Sarah's for Sunday lunch and am impressed with how little Nicky deals with not getting her own way. Instead of having a screaming fit she just wallops Becky over the head with a toy hoover.
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Wally reserves hit rock bottom in the league with a 5-0 defeat at Pangbourne. The only highlight is me saving a penalty.
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Laz needs to sell his car to move to Cyprus but doesn't want to sell his car until he knows he's moving.
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Mandy bakes me a cake for my birthday which has a casual splodge of icing on it. She says she started to write my name but lost interest. | 